You handed in your notice. They hired you straight back.

About this design

Bright multicolor doodle lettering reading I'm not retired, I'm under new management (see grandkids for details), with smileys and stick figures.

Who it’s for

For the newly retired grandparent whose calendar somehow got busier.

Why you’ll keep reaching for it

• Made to order, never mass-produced
• Something you’ll actually use, not store
• Printed and shipped in the USA
• Makes an easy gift too, if you’re buying it for someone else

About the hoodie

• Soft fleece-lined hoodie with a roomy classic fit
• Sizes S–5XL
• Printed to order in the USA — please allow 6–10 days

Add it to your cart and we’ll make it to order.

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